Here’s what was supposed to happen: Go on yahoo! answers and ask what I should do tonight and be spontaneous and do what a stranger tells me to do.
Here’s what really happened: Got on yahoo! and was about to log in, but then I saw something about secrets to staying skinny. I just had to know them. And in the article, there was a link to some site that was having some program going on where they will email you exercises and recipes to help you lose 10 pounds in 3 weeks. Then I did push ups, sit ups, and other at home exercises to help me feel super butch before my date tomorrow. From there, I decided to get my bridge pierced. I was all fuckin amped and jumped in my car, called the new piercer who I was gonna go to, and found out he was on vacation until the 21st. My birthday! After I found I wasn’t getting a new piercing today, I was really sad and took 15 minutes to decide what I was gonna do next. I was just thinking about things and letting my mind wander and then I was looking at my car, and wanted to get it to be just as clean as it was when it was new 10 years ago. So I went to o’reilly auto parts down the street and got some interior finish stuff and some window wipes, mostly because they were stoner brand and I was really baked when I went in. Then, I left o’reilly and went to the taco hell/ kentucky fried cruelty hybrid that is so conveniently located moments from o’reilly. The cashier at the drive thru messed up my order and ended up charging me only 3 cents for 3 tacos. Fuck yeah. Then I went home, cooked food for this week, and now imma go play video games n shit.
