July 2011
1 post
1 tag
Ever since I got my tongue pierced, I have an...
Sounds like it could be a hardcore song.
June 2011
3 posts
This is an underwater river in Mexico.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
thefuturepresidentandres:
The river is made of hydrogen sulfide. As hydrogen sulfide is much denser than water, it stays at the bottom and creates its own river. However, hydrogen sulfide is classified as a level 4 in the MSDS, and is very dangerous. Definitely not something you want to go take a dip in.
OH! That’s why there’s water in Bikini Bottom!
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1 tag
I managed to consume about 6 bottles of beer...
Today, I got fired.
And I am so fucking happy.
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
6 posts
Here’s what was supposed to happen: Go on yahoo! answers and ask what I should do tonight and be spontaneous and do what a stranger tells me to do.
Here’s what really happened: Got on yahoo! and was about to log in, but then I saw something about secrets to staying skinny. I just had to know them. And in the article, there was a link to some site that was having some program going on...
March 2011
4 posts
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
meliStar: Church & Weed. →
I’m so fucking serious when I say that this is my landlord/roommate. meliStar, if you see this, we MUST get in touch.
melistar:
So… this evening, Ry & I were on our way to the Rock, and he specifically said, “I hope nothing weird happens at church today.”
Tonight, in the middle of service, I started to see & smell smoke, and noticed that the guy sitting right next to Ry was...
February 2011
1 post
This morning, I woke up and decided to start writing my letter of resignation. And the point of this letter is to express my true feelings for the company as well as provide some humorous insight into my employment in hell.
Dear Tessa,
You’re a bitch. You haven’t given me the hours I ask for since you took over. I constantly get fucked in the ass with hours because you have the most...
January 2011
6 posts
September 2010
11 posts
I have sucessfully made my first college friend.
She is almost my polar opposite. This is going to be really interesting!
Watchbodypiercings:
berrysyrup:
Haven’t done a video of my tongue split for a little while. It’s regrown like a motherbitch and the split is now maybe 1/2” long, which sucks. On the other hand, I can wiggle both halves independently. It amuses me greatly.
Interior design is so fucking interesting!
My dreams change too much.
I’ve been set on becoming a professional photographer for the last 2 years. Now I have no idea what I want to do.
My list of possible studies during college is as follows:
Photography
Body Piercing
Graphic Design
Interior Design
Fuck. I just like art too much. Maybe I’ll just triple major while doing a piercing internship.
August 2010
21 posts
Please excuse the teen angst
I love how I live in a house that I have to be afraid to be myself. I can’t satisfy
my own wants because rafy decides that it’s bad. My sisters are going to grow up the same way and I don’t want to hate all of my siblings. 2/4 is enough bloodline hatred. I wish he didn’t pay for everything. Because he’s a dick.
I have always wanted to tackle someone and steal...
I just think it would be really really funny.
Let's Have Sex.
bluefingers:
peachricardo:
thechristineee:
xnikkaayy:
mattttfigga:
Me and YOU
Let’s go for a drive first, drive around at night, no sense of direction, no point of destination. Just YOU, me, and the road.
No, we’re not going to “Make Out Mountain” or rent out a motel for the night to get down to business.
Yet, i actually want to have sex. Emotional sex. The kind of sex where you...
There's a mouse afoot!
Now I’m lying on michelle’s couch at 5:15 in the morning with my iPod. We were talking and a cute little mouse just scurried across the floor.
I remember when we had a mouse in our house. I also remember when we caugt it with a humane trap and let it go over the freeway wall. I also remember when we had a bird stuck in our walls. It died. :(
Right now I am sitting outside my work at 4 in the...
I’m with some drunk ass fools we picked up because they ran in front of my car. The greatest girl I know is trying to sleep on my left and the drunk ass fools are smoking.
I can do everything on my iPod touch!
The sketchiest night of my life.
Here are the key points
Shared a cab with random Australian boys
Went to a club with random Australian boys
Payed a bouncer 20 bucks to get in
Talked to random girls
Left club with random Australian boy (the other one was lost)
Started talking to a graffiti artist on the street
Went to graffiti artist’s apartment
Drank a beer with graffiti artist
Went painting with graffiti artist
...
Day 9- Five things I want to see change
1. The seasons
2. Gay marriage legalization
3. Legalization of marijuana
4. Teleportation devices.
5. Scibbidy scabbidy
Last night, I gave my manager a ride home.
And for 15 minutes, we talked about his crazy roommate who threw his hookah at him and it flew out the window.
Oh yeah, we also talked about dispensaries and how he is going to get his card so he can grow and sell it back to the dispensaries.
1 tag
Day 08- Someone I think would make a good...
Barack Obama.
Goals
Not smoke until I am in the city of San Francisco. (Baby steps, motherfuckers.)
Buy myself a computer.
Get myself a place to live by October.
Make a crazy awesome stencil before I leave for San Francisco.
Oh yeah, I’m gonna be a success.